Dance with the devil, remember that youre not on my level

[LLO.]

So i met some random girl a week or two ago that was in a class of mine last year at school (i'm currently taking a year off school to be a professional bum) while walking down my street, and she stopped me when recognizing me, and asked if i had weed. I didn't but i gave her a friends number 'cause i'm a nice guy.

The next day, i get a call, and some girl immediately says "wrong number" and hangs up. A day or so later i get a facebook addy and it's this girl. Anyway, she's not super hot, but she's def. not ugly and i was thinking that there was nothing like a good ol' hit'n run seeing as it's been a few months. blah blah meow chow, we start texting back and forth.
Last night she texts me asking what i was up to etc and i told her (getting high, playing madden with a bunch of dudes obv, what else) and she told me she was with "Kevin" watching the office. I decided to invite her over, saying "i have weed". She replied with, "not tonight". Basically she outplayed me, F her. I for sure came off as desperate last night.

So i decide to not contact her for a few days to see if she did anything and if not, i'd make a laydown and never talk to her again. My phone rings tonight, at like 10, i answer and it's her. She asks me what i'm doing etc, i say playing poker. She's really carrying this conversation and i'm not showing any interest really. Then she asked if i was going out tonight. I strongly hinted that going was my intention. She told me to "text or call her if i got out". I said "for sure".


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I'M NOT CALLING YOU. YOU LOSE, I WIN, NO SEX FOR YOU AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH