Random Brags

[MasterLJ]

Brag: Went and saw Arctic Monkeys last night in SF. Wasn't really a fan beforehand, am definitely now.
Beat: Opening band sucked.

Brag: My chick is awesome (she bought said tickets)
Proof:

Chick: I am gay, btw
`-*: hi gay
Chick: forgot to mention that
Chick: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
`-*: For being a gay chick, you sure take a [censored] like a champ
Chick: OOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
`-*: ZINNNNNNNNNNG
`-*: <3
Chick: you think I'm a chick???
`-*: ZOMG
`-*: REVERSE ZING!
Chick: Had you fooled!
Chick: <3
`-*: You are the best

Brag: Vegas still booked for the 13th (duplicate brag)

Brag: I'm almusto unstucko...




Brag: I has a sweet-ass beard which none of you 13.2 year olds could ever grow.