My two 'rules'

[Gelford]

Seem that I'm finding less and less time to hang around here, so as a testament I restate my two 'rules' of poker as previously seen in the brew.

It is not elegant, but it is the best advice I can give on here in the dungeon.

Now go pwn! .... GL all.


Gelfords 1st rule of poker.

Do NOT refer to other players as Donks, Retards, Moron, Ghey or whatever you might think of.

Think of them with regards to their characteristics, like tight preflop, but tends to chase postflop or loose aggressive preflop and flop, but shuts down on turn or tight aggressive preflop, but tends to bet cbet larger on whiffed flops ... etc.


Losing to a retards is a one way route to Tiltville ... losing to a loosepassive player whom you played perfect, but unfortunately his draw hit making it a nice hand is more tolerable.

Gelfords 2nd rule of poker.

Your dick is smaller than you think