Things you've always been too embarrased to ask

[holdme]

Ok, assuming this is for one night only and you can't change your body/face for this one night once you've chosen.

Say if you had one night to go out clubbing to pick up for teh secks and you had only two options of what you could be:

1. Dids's body with Patrick Antonius's face

or

2. Patrick Antonius's face with Dids's body

which one would you pick and why? Which option do you think will give you teh most secks?