Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[bryan4967]

In early June of this year, I fell down an escalator at a metro station in D.C. breaking my nose, orbital bone, gashing my face in a few places and knocking out one of my front teeth. I hit the escalator step so hard that some of the metal was lodged into the tooth that was lost. I was hospitalized for 24 hours, missed 3 weeks of work, and now have cool scars that look like three evenly spaced vertical lines above my right eyebrow (like an escalator step).