Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[Keyser.]

When I was really young I had a baseball bat and I was trying to plant the bat on the ground in front of me and then jump over it kind of like you would maybe jump over a fence post by planting your hands on it and swinging over straddle-style. I didn't jump far enough and the bat connected directly with by ass and probably would have penetrated had I not been wearing clothes. it hurt really bad.