Brag- Took a day of Work, Got Drunk and got Laid

[DRUNK_TURK]

i had a day off of work (NL 400) today so i went to the bar at around 2am and started taking shots of jack daniels and chasing it down with bottingtons cream ale, not that you guys know anything about that,you're too busy drinking mountain "what can i" dew and eating hot pockets, while playing those 11 hour $24 rebuy MTT‘s.

anyways around 5am or so i kinda forget i started to get buzzed by then,this really hot chick walked in.she was definitely like a nine,not perfect but damn close.well she sat down next to me(i AM a good looking guy,and i thank my father for the genetics)so i made the first move and bought her a drink. she ordered a vodka and tonic and she [censored] chugged it. man i got her a few more drinks and before you know it, i was in the bathroom snorting coke off of her [censored]! i went to the mirror to make sure i didnt have any powder on my nose,and she starts giving me a reach around!i was like holy [censored] this couldnt get any better……...and then it did!....she pulled down my pants and started giving me a rim job during the reach around.it was mere minutes before i blew my healthy load all over the bathroom sink.we had a few more drinks, met up with her best friend(this Really hot asian chick she says shes 18 but im not so sure..)and theyre in the shower so i had a minute to let you guys see how good life can be, for good looking guys i mean, not sad online poker nerds like you people.well guys i gotta go.im most likely gonna have a threesome with em..maybe have the asian chick only lick my nuts cuz i think shes like 16.have [censored] fun crying about "how bad you run in poker" and "how emo you are."specially Grimstar,toyoursensei!@! or whatever his name is, luckyjim(makes me think of some black guy with big lips, dont know why)and futuredoc some total degen kid who thinks hes intelligent.these are the guys that are truly helpless and shall remain nerds and/or virgins for all of time.


Well I just wanted to keep you guys updated on what you were missing. This is Drunk_Turk signing off.