**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[Dave Coulier]

Sigh, Im sitting at a table with 5 donkies, with one of them being the ultimate donkey. He's running at: 97/45/2. If he bets big he has a big hand, if he bets small, or checks he has garbage. Yet ive already lost a buyin to the idiot when my aces get cracked by J3 suited, and the very next hand he loses a buyin to someone elses AA. WTF Total profit is somewhere in the negatives for this session.

How [censored] obvious. I get the donkey HU with me when I flop a set of jacks, and he obv folds as soon as I bet.!?!?!!