Brag: First College [censored]

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I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off.

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Yeah, for real. Just say "don't come in right now", and then lie about how decent-looking she was if your roommate doesn't see her. This makes you look way worse.

BTW, what does everyone think the chances are that OP actually did get caught whacking off by his roommate, and is going to leave this thread open on his laptop with the hope that his roommate will find it and think he was getting head instead. 50/50? The "we both started masturbating out of nowhere" thing sounds kinda suspicious to me.