my balls got SERVED by an old man (literally)

[Limesparks]

Out playing doubles tennis with some older dudes saturday morning, i'm standing at the net while my partner is serving, hes old but generates a ton of pace, and dude manages to shank the ball off the rim of his racquet somehow and the ball flies through my legs, nicking the lower backside of my ballsack. indescribable pain commences. i try to play it cool because i dont want to make an old man feel bad but its obvious what happened, everyone goes OOOHHHHH i cant concentrate, the sun suddenly seems 8x brighter, etc. so i bail on the game, tell the dude sorry but im seeing stars, and he just says, oh yeah its pretty hot out you should drink more water next time. HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU DONT GO ALL ANDY RODDICK ON MY NARDS GEEZER