You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me

[Miguel Olivo]

With that damn Asian thread. You had to post pics of that first girl in the green bikini. As I Googled her and almost got off my Mom came in the door. I closed that page so damn quick and put my arm down on my dick real quick. I had my arm across my pants sitting sorta awkwardly. Thank Jesus I had just put a sweater on. She woulda noticed easily if I just had a tee shirt on. My life flashed in front of me. Now I really wonder what it would be like if I was caught. Anyone ever been caught, what happened? Holy hell am I relieved, well I wasnt relieved but now I am relieved if you know what I mean?