Donks. They don't die. Part II

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Wrong haiku number two. The first is here:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=7#Post11893152

You're playing your solid LAG game.
You make a buy-in up.
You feel very comfortable with table.
It's such a fun to play.
Where's your beer?
Oh, there's nine bottles in your fridge!
It tastes good.
You drink that delicious nectar.
Almost two buy-ins up.
You are drunk.
You piss all winnings away and feel stupid.
You are a donk.
Donks. They don't die.
You will live forever.