First round in 2 years

[Actual God]

I used to be a mediocre high school golfer, probably a 12 handicap. Haven't played in 2 years, went out today right after lifting weights, so my body feels all jello.

Birdied the first hole with a perfect drive, flushed 9-iron, and 10 foot downhill left to right leaker. Ended up shooting a 40, with two doubles, so not bad.

So I guess my question is, how awesome am I? Ban?