does any1 hEre lived from hawaii? shark-surfing Q

[schwza]

when you're going shark-surfing, the most important thing to do is to make sure you pick out a good shark. when you're starting off, it's best to choose one with a nice flat back because that's what easiest to stand on. after you get more experienced, try to find the shark with the roundest smoothest back that you think you can ride in. i had a friend in college who kept bringing in the easiest smooth-backed sharks we'd ever seen. ol' Flatback we used to call him!

once you've mounted the shark, make sure you've got your chum-bucket ready. that shark's not going to go where you want unless you really throw that chum way out in front of where you want to go.

when you've gone as far as you want to go on your shark, give him a pat on the nose. he'll know that he should swim up next to another shark and let you hop onto that one. and for the love of god, please don't sit on the shark. it's not a horse. even Flatback knew how to stand up on a shark.