Wife does not give felatio

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ok so here is the thing u guys. i am serious. it is fun! especially because you know you could completely incapacitate the person while doing it...think about it, while u guys are laying back, arms behind ur head or w/e, girls are thinking ... man, i could bite this [censored] off right now! he would never [censored] another girl again! haha if i like bent this the wrong way, he'd be in so much pain he'd have to do whatever the [censored] i want!

and/or wow wouldn't it be nice if i had the earrings to match this necklace?

i mean for [censored]'s sake you [censored] idiots...it has nothing to do with her being a bitch or not. that [censored]'s gotta be [censored] nasty or she'd take advantage of the power she has.

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Which leads us to the next great misconception of the female mind: That they are somehow in control.


Last time I checked, my dick...is in...your mouth.



The only real control you have is how far, and that's even debatable.

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I'm drunk as [censored] right now 27offsuit, but sick post! LOL!