BBV4Life's will be done

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I am going straight to the point. I need money. I am willing to go to lengths to get this money. I have just applied for 8 jobs and posted ads for delivering/moving/random crap on craigslist. In the meantime until I get a job at one of these, I need to make money in the meantime.

I am 18 years old, former legendary poster on this board, little to no financial support from my parents, in junior college, and coaching high school football at my alma mater. I have $78.

I need money. And fast. I am willing to do BBV4Life's will. I will have sex with fat chicks. I will do any other completely nonsense things BBV4L wants me to do, as long as I will get money.