It's going to be impossible to protect my hand

[HOWMANY]

Well the coldcall is because it looks like the pot will be 5-6 ways and the cap is because I have a good equity edge 7-8 ways. I feel like I must have mistyped something in the OP because this seems so normal to me. I can't fold preflop and I can't/shouldn't 3bet. Good equity edge + look like a fish if I get to show it down = upside down frown.

*edit*
Just saw the "froze up Gary" thing. Gary will never freeze up here. He is fully aware that I am just building a huge pot which is what I would do here with pretty much anything sooted hand or pair that I coldcalled with initially.