Ask me anything about being Superlame.

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Please tell an anecdote about a particularly lame incident in your life.

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When I was a freshman in high school there was this chick I really liked and who apparently liked me too. We were both huge soccer fanatics so I decided one day I'd take her out to the school soccer field and ask her to be my girlfriend. So I did that, and as I was talking I said, "I kind of ramble sometimes so now is where you should say 'shut up and kiss me'" Which she did, and I think I mumbled something like, "um ru srus?" which kind of ruined the whole thing and we didn't kiss.

Flash forward to like three weeks later when we kissed for the first time which was also my first kiss. She opened her mouth, I didn't, she hit me in the teeth with her tongue and I jumped back and said, "omg your tongue touched my teeth wtf are you doing?"