STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!1!!1

[el_dusto]

mycoolhamm, you need to learn what a "jman" is. a jman is a successful poker player who knows how to please the ladies. jman doesn't need noobs telling him how to tell them how to play cards. jman tells you stuff, and you nod and smile. therefore ninja-bumping an awesome thread serves little purpose other than to remind other noobs how lame they are and how totally awesome, funny, and cool jman is, especially by comparison.