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Re: cybersex chat on teh internets
jmmyers15: are you a bot?
jmmyers15: hello???..... jmmyers15: r u there? jmmyers15: can u cyber? courtjester5000: Yes, I can cyber. jmmyers15: lets cyber courtjester5000: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old. jmmyers15: yes i am courtjester5000: Please answer this verification question: jmmyers15: ok courtjester5000: What year was the United States of America founded? jmmyers15: i dont know jmmyers15: can i get a different question? courtjester5000: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this. courtjester5000: You are obviously underage. courtjester5000: Goodbye. jmmyers15: i am 18 courtjester5000: GOODBYE. jmmyers15: 1776 courtjester5000: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies. courtjester5000: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths. jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776 jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. jmmyers15: [censored] answer me! jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776 courtjester5000: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile. jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776 courtjester5000: Futile. jmmyers15: [censored] you courtjester5000: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied. jmmyers15: i am 18! courtjester5000: You are obviously 15, it says so right in your screenname. courtjester5000: Don't say you were 15 when you registered it either. courtjester5000: You are full of lies. courtjester5000: Lies. jmmyers15: the 15 on my sn stands for may 15th jmmyers15: my birthday courtjester5000: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse. jmmyers15: its true! courtjester5000: Yeah, and my birthday is on June 5000th. jmmyers15: lol jmmyers15: i know the answer to your question courtjester5000: Do not attempt tomfoolery. jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776 courtjester5000: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications. courtjester5000: Facts are not required. courtjester5000: Fiction is acceptable. jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways. jmmyers15: omg just [censored] let me talk to you! courtjester5000: Only 29 words to go, math major. jmmyers15: [censored] you [censored] you [censored] you jmmyers15: [censored] you courtjester5000: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please. jmmyers15: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today. courtjester5000: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric. jmmyers15: thanks courtjester5000: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America? jmmyers15: acctuly i am related to george bush courtjester5000: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words! courtjester5000: Okay, are you ready to cyber? jmmyers15: yes courtjester5000: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start. jmmyers15: you start courtjester5000: George Washington always goes first. jmmyers15: ok ok jmmyers15: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly. jmmyers15: your turn courtjester5000: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means. jmmyers15: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest courtjester5000: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer. jmmyers15: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls courtjester5000: We briefly discuss the possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter. jmmyers15: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off courtjester5000: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please. jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you courtjester5000: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy. jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it. courtjester5000: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth. jmmyers15: mmm jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal courtjester5000: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth. jmmyers15: i gtg courtjester5000: The future of America is in your hands. jmmyers15: bye courtjester5000: Think only of George. jmmyers15: lets 69 courtjester5000: Get Martha, I'm tired. |
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