WTF is up with this Internet!

[The Tripster]

Beat: Haven't had internet for the past 4 days because of this [censored] internet service in my apartment complex and we can't use another service.
Beat: The technicians are idiots and say it's my computer and my 3 other roommates computers even though half the [censored] complex doesn't have service or it's really slow.
Beat: I won't play poker until I get a reliable service and missing out on $$$.
Variance: The only website I can somehow connect to is 2+2??? I don't understand how this is possible. Explanations???