THE NERVE

[Dids]

I RAISE 33 IN THE CO BECAUSE I AM A PIMP.

SOME DAMN INGRATE LOOKS DOWN AT 44 AND SAYS "LOL RAISING HAND"

I CALL BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FLOP A SET.

929 just missed gayballs

HE BETS OUT AND I SHOVE BECAUSE I KNOW HE HAS A HAND HE CAN'T CALL WI

oh

SNAPCALL.

EXIT STAGE LEFT

ADDED BEAT: wasn't paying attention, thought I had him covered by like 2k or I just fold to the raise preflop but he must have just replaced somebody in that seat or something.

TO QUOTE NOTED SCHOLAR KYLEB POKER IS A BAG OF DICKS.