Bush & Condi at Work Earning Their Pay

[Moseley]

Secretary: Mr. President. Secretary Rice is here to see you.

President: Thank you. Send her in.

Rice: Good morning Mr. President.

Bush: Good morning. Nice to see you. What have you got for me today?

Rice: Well, Mr. President. I have the report about the new leader in China.

Bush: Great Condi! Lay it on me.

Condi: Mr. President. Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well, that's what I want to know.....

Condi: But, that's what I'm telling you Mr. President.

Bush: Well, that's what I'm asking you Condi. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellers name.

Condi: Hu

Bush: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu

Bush: The Chinaman. Who is he?

Condi: Hu is leading China, Mr. President.

Bush: Wadaya asking me for!?

Condi: I'm not. I'm telling you Hu is the new leader of China!

Bush: And I'm asking you, Condi! Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

Bush: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes!

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct sir.

Bush: Then who is leading China?

Condi: Yes sir.

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Condi: Yes sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Condi: No sir.

Bush: Condi, you're starting to piss me off now. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So I want you to get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

Condi: Kofi Annan?

Bush: No thanks. And Condi, call me George.

Condi: You want Kofi?

Bush: No!

Condi: You don't want Kofi?

Bush: No!! But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the Secretary

Condi: Yes sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy in charge of the U.N.!

Condi: Kofi

Bush: Milk! And would you please make that call.

Condi: to who?

Bush: Not Hu! He's in China The guy in the U.N. Will you stay out of China! And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

Bush: Allright! 2 creams and 1 sugar. Now get on the phone.

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