Curry restaurant at 2am, random dude offers to suck my dick

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So it's 2am and I'm hungry, and there's this 24/7 curry place down the street. Really good.

I start walking down there and this crazy homeless dude starts pestering me. Not like standard homeless people asking for some change...he gets really close to me and follows me for three blocks. Stank soooo bad, I lost my appetite. I kept telling him to get out of my face and he was like "oh yeah where am I gonna go matter of where YOU gonna go." It was weird.

Finally got to the curry place and placed my order. Sat in a chair listening to my headphones. After a few minutes some guy at the table cater-cornered to me leans towards me and motions to take off my headphones.

"Hey dude, how long have you been waiting for your food?"
"I dunno, like five minutes maybe"
"How long are you gonna wait to get your dick sucked?"
*shocked* "Excuse me?!"
"How long are you gonna wait to get your dick sucked?" *does penis-pulling motion*
"Uh I just wanna get my food and go home"
He puts his hands up and is like, "alright, yer loss"

fortunately my food was ready 10 seconds later. Unfortunately it wasn't ready 10 seconds earlier, because now I had lost my appetite twice.

Stinky homeless dudes and random guys offering to suck my dick in a curry restaurant at 2am. wtf happened to my life.