Angle shot by casino

[Lester B]

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BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

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You acted like a drunk ass in a casino and got banned. This is not an angleshoot.

If only 2+2 had a similar policy.

No wonder England sucks so bad. You refer to the only 11 fuckable women there 'blone birds.'

And what the hell does "wasn't actually fit" mean? She was out of shape? Think about your life. If you really got a woman into your bed (of this I am highly skeptical), would you know what to do?

The beat isn't that you were banned. This would get tagged with a "[x] standard" appropriation. The beat is that the whole time this was transpiring, you couldn't stop thinking how cool this was going to make you on a god damned message board.

OP gets my nomination for Dildo of the Year.