Beat: Black Eye

[ROADHEAD]

I was playing 1st baseman in softball in my usual Sunday softball game, when there was a line drive to the 3rd baseman, the guy threw it to me but it was a weak throw. I knew it was going to be short so I bent down to try and make a play on the ball when the ball bounced off the batters cleat and kicked into my eye. I saw stars for a couple of minutes, iced it up and kept playing, now I have this [censored] black eye. Everyone says I'll get some sympathy head or something but so far no good lol, I'll keep you guys updated.




Brag: We won
Variance: No health insurance