Movie: Closer. Anyone seen it?

[bernie]

I'm trying to get the 104 minutes of my life back that I wasted watching this piece of crap. I almost turned it off about 1/2 way through but my masochistic side won over I guess.

Nominated for academy awards? Must've been a really slow year.

A line on the box says 'Finally, an adult love story'.
My ass. They act like anything but adults in this flick. Miserable people that love drama and act like insecure Jr Highschoolers. Yay.

I can't believe this was from a highly touted stageplay. Ebert and Roeper must've been baked on some good stuff to give this 2 thumbs, way up.

On the plus side, Natalie Portman finally looks old enough to have a drink in a bar in this flick. She's aging very nicely.

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