AHHH [censored] THANK YOU THANK YOU LOL

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So Im sitting grinding nl50 with my 4k roll since im a nit.. and I get horny ass a turtle from a cave so I start fapping it to some nude fakes of oprah, jessica alba, jessica simpson.. i go on my x gf myspace fap a little there.. then i go fap to some porn then my friend rick rolls me so i fap to the girl in that video then im like DUDE JUST CASH OUT 8 BI AND BUY A [censored] HOOKER...

good idea!?!

then Im like wtf I worked hard for my 8 BI so Im like hmm Im gonna go play high stakes and just quickly sneak in 400 bucks that way i never had it...


so Im playing HU with seriously a raging boner, sweaty palm hands, and [censored] porn noise in the backround



20 minutes later..


my roll is like 70% gone.. WTF PUSSY ASS BITCH [censored] [censored] SUCKER









30 minutes later Im up 5 dollars..


I quickly go bust a nut in a gatorade bottle

close all porn links..


and then come to my senses and be like yo wtf im never gonna do that again