What does this mean?

[I Love Mr Slope]

This morning I paid for a hooker. This is going to be the last proper sex I have before September's masturbationathon. She said that my penis was "unique" and nicknamed it Pippini. She says she nicknames all penises.

Back in the 1980s we had a family dog called Pippini. I didn't tell her this.

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