This is why I cant win a tournament.........

[dashman]

Its a good thing I run so awesomely. Why would I ever want to do well in a tournament ever, that would take the fun out of it, winning is no fun.....Back to back tournament eliminations.

Deep inside money, 90 left.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1600 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP2 (t15211)
MP3 (t68056)
CO (t28896)
Hero (t22313)
SB (t72372)
BB (t100477)
UTG (t40625)
UTG+1 (t53226)
MP1 (t16220)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
6 folds</font>, Hero raises to t4800</font>, 1 fold</font>, BB raises to t8000</font>, Hero raises to t22163</font>, BB calls t14163.

Flop: (t45376) , , (2 players)</font>

Turn: (t45376) (2 players)</font>

River: (t45376) (2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t45376

Results in white below:
BB has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins t45376. </font>

This awesome one is brought to you buy a wonderful cacksucker that played back at me every time i [censored] raised. This would have put me top 30 with 600 left, 400 paid.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP1 (t7900)
MP2 (t14825)
MP3 (t37534)
CO (t15750)
Button (t10210)
SB (t16290)
BB (t33491)
Hero (t21232)
UTG+1 (t13139)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero raises to t1800</font>, 3 folds</font>, MP3 calls t1800, 4 folds</font>.

Flop: (t4000) , , (2 players)</font>
Hero bets t3000</font>, MP3 raises to t6000</font>, Hero raises to t19382</font>, MP3 calls t13382.

Turn: (t42764) (2 players)</font>

River: (t42764) (2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t42764

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
MP3 has Th Td (full house, tens full of sevens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t42764. </font>

Ive tried fist pumping, the double fist pump, the no look after shove/hold my breath.....nothing works......how do you win your 4:1's BBV?

Brag: Ive been eliminated 4 times when I was a 4:1 favorite in the 12 tournaments I played today.
Beat:Obv.
Variance:Small stakes tournaments