I keep telling you the Absolute games are soft (low limits)

[Passaman]

Read on donk: calls all raises. Only this time he open-raised for 7x BB UTG (lol). Watch and be shocked at his idiotic hand.

I'm Normandrabble, ldo. (Converters hate Absolute)

Stage #739737260: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2007-08-20 20:57:50 (ET)
Table: LABRADOR DR (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($86.40 in chips)
Seat 4 - BENSBABE ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 5 - CAPBILLYTYNE ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - SIROZZ ($40.05 in chips)
Seat 1 - JERSEY4EVER ($28.65 in chips)
Seat 2 - ADUNN1234 ($2.60 in chips)
BENSBABE - Posts small blind $0.25
CAPBILLYTYNE - Posts big blind $0.50
ADUNN1234 - Posts dead $0.75 dead $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [Jd Jc]
SIROZZ - Raises $3.50 to $3.50
JERSEY4EVER - Folds
ADUNN1234 - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $10 to $10
BENSBABE - Folds
CAPBILLYTYNE - Folds
SIROZZ - All-In(Raise) $36.55 to $40.05
NORMNDRABBLE - Calls $30.05
*** FLOP *** [Js 2h 5c]
*** TURN *** [Js 2h 5c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2h 5c 2d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [Jd Jc] (Full house, jacks full of twos)
SIROZZ - Shows [8c Ad] (One pair, twos)
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $78.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($81.60) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Js 2h 5c 2d 9h]
Seat 1: JERSEY4EVER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ADUNN1234 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE (dealer) won Total ($78.10) HI$78.10) with Full house, jacks full of twos [Jd Jc - B:Js,P:Jd,P:Jc,B:2h,B:2d]
Seat 4: BENSBABE (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: CAPBILLYTYNE (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: SIROZZ HI:lost with One pair, twos [8c Ad - B:2h,B:2d,P:Ad,B:Js,B:9h]