BEAT: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)

[David LoPan]

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova


and pics of hawt tennis player, too bad she's not a screamer