My letter to Cake Poker

[Courtesy Flush]

Hey there,

I apologize for cashing out the bulk of my bankroll the other day but sudden unexpected expenses prompted it. I know you sites have an obligation to doomswitch people who have the nerve to take money out of your site and I know it's only been turned on for a day on my account but I tend to chase losses and I'm already down well over $300 and have like $100 left. I think there have been more than enough ridiculous 2-3 outters and big pair cracking setups by now, so please, I beg of you, turn it off and let me get back to work.

I have money on almost every USA friendly site and I'm not the type of player to redeposit after being cashout cursed to $0. Just ask Pokerstars how long it's been since I played there.

Sincerely,

******

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What do you think?

Direct and to the point I say.