Beat: MURDER IN THE TOILET (possibly NSFW, definately gross)

[Quicksilvre]

So it's just after dinner, and I go off to the loo to take a sit on the throne. I've been having stomach cramps here and there over the last few weeks, but I had felt fine since morning. I'd gone out and gotten supplies for school just fine in the afternoon.

So after I drop my deuce, I take a wipe and it's all blood. Has this ever happened to you? If not, I don't think you can realize the intensity of this situation. I take a look downstairs and it looks like the toilet is full of blood. I know it mixes with the water and that a few cc's can look like gallons, but it's still a provocative sight. Especially when there's drops of it going down the sides above the water line.

Oh [censored].

The OP is going to be the not-so-happy recipient of prenisone for the next two or three months--just in time to go back to university! Discuss.