Ed Miller's Short Hand Strategy on Full Tilt...

[AKQJ10]

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you pull that nonsense in the real world and someone would gut you and leave you lying in the sewer.

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Um, no, I've done it in public cardrooms all the time. The cardroom publishes a minimum buy-in on the rake card. If they really meant the minimum were $200 for a $1-2 game instead of $50, they'd say $200. I've never had anyone gut me and leave me lying in the sewer, and the prospect doesn't keep me awake at night. I have, however, had people call short-stack reraises with A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] or JTo. Guess that'll show me.

However, given your anger management deficiencies, I certainly hope you don't play in public cardrooms. Someone might buy in for the wrong amount, and this post might end up as evidence at your trial. Along with all the surveillance videos, of course.

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Do me a favor. Learn to play poker in a way where I have an edge against you. Drop a level or 2 or 3 until you are comfortable, buy-in for the Max, and play, then come back and donk off all your chips to me because you're playing a deep stack game you don't play well.

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Well, that's very benevolent advice of you, but neither the beginner nor the cardroom is primarily concerned with maximizing the number of the beginner's chips that end up in your stack.

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The hit-and-run kiddie game isin't teaching you ANYTHING useful. (And yet I feel compelled to bitch and moan about it, probably because I don't know how to beat it.)

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Run along to uSNL or somewhere now. Time to cry, moan, and wail about those mean beginners who won't just walk up and present you with a wad of Benjamin Franklins before sitting down.

This forum is for beginners, and I'm going to continue flaming people who post such self-serving, beginner-hostile drivel.