Help me finish this sentence

[JackAll]

me: Ah I'm too lazy to argue

her: I am lazy too. We can outsource our argument to India, if you like [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Argue-by-proxy.=)

me:I like the argue by proxie idea. We need to get quotes tho. In Thailand, we get Burmese as cheap labour. And since Thailand is already INSANELY CHEAP compared to the west, a burmese person probably costs 7c an hour. I was discussing with dave about hiring one as a foot stool that doubles as a chef.

her: You're not drunk by any chance are you?

me: I wish, but sadly no [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Still thinking on the idea to hire a Burmese guy for 7c an hour to be a foot stool that doubles as a chef

her: You are Western capitalism embodied.



Ok, here it is. How do i say "not really, i just like <something that exemplifies being a western capitalist>" [ie fill in]