Need advice on how to scratch my butt when I 'can't'

[Howard Beale]

So there I was getting my hair buzzed off at Super Cuts by a 20 something cute girl when I got one of those INCREDIBLE itches in my butt that absolutely HAD to be scratched. But I couldn't because there was no way that she wouldn't see me scratching my butt. I got to thinking that this must happen a lot. Say you're 5 minutes into chatting up some new girl and you've got to scratch real bad. You can't do it in front of her and you can't leave while you're on a roll. Or you might be on a witness stand or something. Or at a job interview or a business meeting So what do you do? If you have developed a technique to handle this discreetly please share.



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