Cash game player decides to play tournaments today

[fees]

$26-167-0 KK v AA
$26-qw4j13ijasdijqw-? AJ>QQ A4>99
$22-FUCKINGRIGGED-0 333 v 888
$11-?-?---QJ>JJ .. i swear to god im not making this up, the guy flatted my UTG open and shoved a K10x board
$33-A4o>AJs i dont even have the emotion or energy to even care anymore
$75-?-? 6man AASODK!O@#!@#OASDKQ#K!# OJQW DOADJ!$! A9o<K7o
$11-A2s>KK-? flop Q82.. turn 2, river A.. obviously nice limp call UTG that seems profitable, oh money in on flop obv
$11-wow..justwow-? 44 reshoves like level 3 with an above average stack.. nice play budddddy
$5.5-?-? ... 109 984 flop, he crai .. 109<kq.. aoskd1o23oadjaisdij123

.. never again will i ever play a tournament.. ever

I'm on the worst tilt i've been on in a while, thankfully my buddy had half of me, so i only lost like 130 or something but im still tilted out of control i dont know why itsthe money is like no big deal.. im so [censored] tilted [censored] tournaments oaskdo123k123

I'm going to get icecream now.. the last time i got icecream after playing poker was my worst night.. -2k at 1/2 and some 2/4..