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I got laid
Brag: i got laid tonite after a five week drought.
beat: the chick was fat and i didnt wear a condom. variance: ill probly have a kid in 9 months and i probly have contracted a STD. im rooting for glycoma. HIv would sucks so bad. and jager bombers should be consumed in quantities of no more than ten in a night. OH AND SOME FAT [censored] SPILT A PINT OF GUINNES ON MY FRIENDS IPHONE THEN MY FRIEND SPAT IN HIS FACE AND SLAPPED HIM IN THE MOUTH |
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