Dear Jack Cust

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You are not of this earth. I was giddy that the fortune of the Detroit Tigers might have turned their entire season around by coming back from an 8-1 deficit in the bottom of the fifth to take the lead 9-8 in a game they sorely needed. But a hit batsman and two walks later, you hit a towering shot over one of the deepest center field walls in major league baseball, and crushed all hope I had of the Tigers turning things around. I know they're going to be 5+ games out of the playoffs in a week, and you're to blame. There's no way this team has the guts (or the pitching) to bounce back from that slam.

So, in conclusion, you just unofficially ended the 2007 season for the Detroit Tigers. Like a lightning bolt from the heavens, your glorious slam smited all of our hopes in dreams. Maggs giveth, and Cust taketh away.