Pokerstars -- An exercise in torture (WARNING: Omahahaha)

KSOT · #1 08-10-2007, 06:36 PM

Only the first hand is really bad... but I like to be thorough in my whining.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($27.40)
MP1 ($20.90)
MP2 ($77.70)
MP3 ($50.05)
CO ($13.70)
Button ($49)
SB ($12.50)
BB ($40.25)
Hero ($86.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.75, 5 folds.

Flop: ($4.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $4.05, MP2 calls $4.05.

Turn: ($12.35) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $11.75, MP2 raises to $47, Hero calls $35.25.

River: ($106.35) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $24.9 (All-In), Hero......... calls $24.90.

Final Pot: $156.15

Results below:
Hero has Tc Ad Jd Ac (three of a kind, aces).
MP2 has 4d 7h 5d Kh and wins $156.15 with a straight, Five high.

Raise pre-flop, flop the nuts with multiple nut redraws, lose to a gut shot.

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PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $1 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($191.65)
UTG ($254.65)
UTG+1 ($49.55)
MP1 ($100.80)
MP2 ($87)
CO ($29)
Button ($102.75)
Hero ($95.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 1 fold, MP2 calls $2, 2 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($8) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: ($8) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets $4, MP2 calls $4, Hero raises to $23.6, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $19.60, MP2 folds.

River: ($59.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $23.95 (All-In), Hero calls............... $23.95.

Final Pot: $147.10

Results below:
Hero has 5c Th Js Qc (straight, jack high).
UTG+1 has 6d 6h Tc Qd and wins $107.10 with a flush, Queen high.

Maybe I could have folded this river, but I blame Stars and this jerkoff who can't fold to an obvious nuts checkraise, not myself!

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PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($46.75)
Hero ($49.25)
SB ($89.60)
BB ($59.25)
UTG ($84.35)
UTG+1 ($28.95)
MP1 ($7.65)
MP2 ($91.30)
MP3 ($92.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $1, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, MP3 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.50.

Flop: ($7) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $6.65, SB folds, BB calls $6.65, UTG folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds.

Turn: ($20.30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $19.35, BB calls $19.35.

River: ($59) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $59

Results below:
BB doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $59.

MONKEY POT SIZED BET CALLING PIECES OF [censored] I TELL YOU! DRIVES ME BATSHIT INSANE!