August Low-Content Thread

[Bad Lobster]

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Not only does it make me happy that my style of playing (non-retarded) confuses him, it also makes me absolutely ecstatic that he is one of the better players in this game (he is horrible) yet his thought process is apparently more primitive than that of a baboon. I guess I am supposed to start folding pocket 5s to a raise when they are the best hand and calling down with top pair when it is clearly the worst hand. All this time I thought poker success was measured by how well you played and the quality of your decisions, it turns out that it is measured by the power of your hand at showdown according to some magical chart that I have never seen with no regard for what your opponent might have.

Also today I discovered something unusual. Apparently it is possible to leave a casino with MORE money than you started with. I just need to repeat tonight about 30 more times and things will be square again.

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Are you REALLY turning into this much of a tilt monkey, or are you just taking the piss here? Because this kind of post at 3 a.m. is the kind of thing that always makes me think the author's going to be posting at 3 a.m. the next morning about how he just lost five thousand dollars doing who-knows-what.