Tell OOT a random story

[DonkeyKongSr]

I was walking home from work yesterday and outside on the sidewalk was what looked like a bunch of trash spilled on the ground. Upon closer inspection, I noticed it was not trash, but groceries. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I saw some cash on the ground. A $20! I looked around further and saw another $5. Pretty sweet huh?

Well, I kept looking and I hit the motherlode...a motherf'ing $100 bill. Seriously. I found $125 laying on the ground last night. I looked around and there was not a single person anywhere to be found, so I kept it.

I went out on a date later last night and I decided to tip really big to impress the chick. She seemed to like my generosity, but I didn't get laid. However, we have plans for Saturday where I should get laid if I don't screw it up.