$0.03 into $40K in five days!!

[Sphere99991]

You've all seen the same old $100 into $10K threads. So boring. I offer you a far more hardcore plan. I currently have $0.03 in my bankroll having withdrawn the rest because I'm taking a break from poker for a few weeks. My plan is to, instead of re-depositing, instead turn these 3 cents into over $40,000.

How will I do this you ask? Easy. I am currently registered in two tournaments: the Silver Freeroll and a $55 satellite into the Limit Omaha Hi/Lo FTOPS event (which I made in a super sat, didn't buy-in, so can't get the $55 back). On Saturday, I will win the Silver Freeroll. This will give me a little bit more than $2,000. Then, on tuesday, I will win my satellite, which will give me entry into the event, which I will play and win on that very evening.

$0.03 --> $40,000? Wish me luck, BBV! I will post progress reports.