Tell OOT a random story

[Jon1000]

I like hearing random stories a lot, probably even more so than watching bad movies.

My friend Ralph is catching a flight out of DC and makes a few brownies for the plane ride b/c he's a pothead. Once at the airport, he sits down at the bar to drink some lunch, eat a brownie, and wait for his flight. A cute girl in uniform plops down a seat down from him and orders a drink so he turns around and starts to chat her up.

Immediately, they hit it off and she is giggling and throwing him some winks. It turns out she is fresh back from Iraq and going home for the first time in a while and is really excited to see her brothers. cute. The brownie and whiskey hit Ralph and he is a little high. Mid conversation she asks him to try his brownies, reaches over, grabs one, and starts munching away. Lo and behold, idiot Ralph freaks out. He panics and lets her eat the whole thing before mumbling something about a flight and fleeing the bar.