When your splooge tastes like ****

[jason_t]

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drink red wine at least an hour before the deed....it will sweeten up your love spunk.

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How could something you drink one hour before have any effect? It has barely had time to be fully processed by the body.

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My piss definitely smells like asparagus within an hour of eating it.

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I call [censored]. Again, the food will not be processed that rapidly and the excretory system isn't super-fast at removing waste from the bloodstream.

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i piss a lot more when i drink beer. are you saying if i ate asparagus before consuming 5 beers, my piss wouldn't smell?

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Alcohol is a diuretic.