SSNL [LIFE] THREAD AUGUST

[Cue-Ball 66]

OK, my take on Emma Watson is '...eh'

And my favourite South Park moment with the Chinese guy is the following.

Kyle: We need to go to Canada, as soon as possible.
Chinese Guy: Ooh, Canada, okay, that's pretty far. Gonna cost you a rot of money. Ret's see... How many people?
Kyle: Four.
Chinese Guy: Four people, Canada, cost a rot of money. Gonna be about 6,500 dorrar.
Kyle: How about 50 dorrar?
Chinese Guy: FITY DORRAR!?? You fry to Canada cost you at-reast 3,000 dorrar.
Kyle: 55 dorra.
Chinese Guy: Hey, stop wasting my time with 55 dorrar. No way I take my plane to Canada for less than a thousand dorrar!!!
Kyle: Okay... Sixty dorrar.
Chinese Guy: Sixty two dorrar.
Kyle: Okay.
Chinese Guy: Okay, meet me Park County Air field, yellow sesnut, tail number 432-G.
[Hangs up]
Chinese Guy: Hee hee. Never try to barter with a Chinese man.