Brag: beat of the day? LOL ONETENTHOFAPERCENTAMENTS

[jgunnip]

brag:

PokerStars Game #11368983941: Tournament #57261590, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/08/07 - 22:44:48 (ET)
Table '57261590 11' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: leslieace (6741 in chips)
Seat 2: kas_falcon (4068 in chips)
Seat 3: BobbyD521 (6756 in chips)
Seat 4: jgunnip (7586 in chips)
Seat 5: Insane Texan (3399 in chips)
Seat 6: specialskilz (8317 in chips)
Seat 7: ThePackage (5159 in chips)
Seat 8: Ignorant (1910 in chips)
Seat 9: mzzooom (3846 in chips)
jgunnip: posts small blind 75
Insane Texan: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jgunnip [Kh Jh Qc Jc]
specialskilz: folds
ThePackage: folds
Ignorant: folds
mzzooom: raises 300 to 450
leslieace: folds
kas_falcon: calls 450
BobbyD521: calls 450
jgunnip: calls 375
Insane Texan: folds
*** FLOP *** [6c 6d Jd]
jgunnip: checks
mzzooom: bets 300
kas_falcon: calls 300
BobbyD521: calls 300
jgunnip: calls 300
*** TURN *** [6c 6d Jd] [8d]
jgunnip: checks
mzzooom: bets 150
kas_falcon: raises 600 to 750
BobbyD521: folds
jgunnip: calls 750
mzzooom: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [6c 6d Jd 8d] [8h]
jgunnip: bets 2250
mzzooom: folds
kas_falcon: raises 318 to 2568 and is all-in
jgunnip: calls 318
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kas_falcon: shows [Ad 8s 8c 3d] (HI: four of a kind, Eights)
jgunnip: shows [Kh Jh Qc Jc] (HI: a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
kas_falcon collected 10536 from pot
No low hand qualified
jgunnip said, "bcvlkzxvhxzcvh"
mzzooom said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10536 | Rake 0
Board [6c 6d Jd 8d 8h]
Seat 1: leslieace folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kas_falcon showed [Ad 8s 8c 3d] and won (10536) with HI: four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: BobbyD521 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: jgunnip (small blind) showed [Kh Jh Qc Jc] and lost with HI: a full house, Jacks full of Eights
Seat 5: Insane Texan (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: specialskilz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ThePackage folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Ignorant folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mzzooom folded on the River

beat: mathaments?

variance: who gives a [censored] about $5.50 plo8?!?!?!? AMIRITE?!?