Need help devising an easy physics question that sounds really hard

[MrTrik]

I'm surprised this hasn't come up yet.

A piece of toast is buttered. It is common knowledge that if dropped, it will always land buttered side down.

We have a cat. It is common knowledge that if dropped in any fashion, it'll land right side up (on its feet).

Strap the toast to the back of the cat.

What happens:

A. Toast hits buttered side down
B. Cat lands right side up
C. A spinning levitating cat/toast thing occurs