Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.

[LocustHorde]

Take your average American male and stick him in at defensive end in one NFL football game. Now, lets give him the strategic advantage of him knowing the upcoming play is going to be a pass. He wouldn't have to line up in a three point stance, in fact he could line up behind the line of scrimmage and get a running start if he chooses to. We would also allow him to grab the face mask, hold, grab or kick his balls, and even spit in the offensive tackle's face. With these advantages, would an average 'Joe' be able to get at least one sack and maybe a few hurries before being mauled by a guy like Orlando Pace or Walter Jones?? Does anyone here think they could succeed at recording a sack with these cheats in place?